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Are you able
to handle a Rhodesian Ridgeback?
Go for a walk
in the street with one arm as far as possible stretched
out.Try after a couple more steps to stretch your arm even
further out.
Say with a
friendly voice a couple of times the command follow!.
Now say a couple of times a bit louder the command
follow! Now scream once STOP
PULLING!, ignore the looks that people passing by
give you.
Forget that
luxury BMW, but buy right away a station wagon or
a Van (there will probably be an
other ridgeback joining soon). Buy some cookies and bones.
Crush the cookies and rub them in the seat covers of the
front and back seat. Throw the bones lose in the car.
Get your self
nicely dressed to go out.Try to walk away as quietly as
possible. Walk halfway down the driveway and go back.Try it
again 5 minutes later, Go back again. Switch on the radio
and make calming noises.Try again to leave. Walk back to
your house and go inside. Call your friends and ask them to
come to you instead of going out.
Have
you just finished your summer garden? Then ask the children
from the neighbourhood to play football in the garden!
Practice sitting on the edge of your chair. Then try in
different ways to balance your cup of coffee on the arm
piece. Eat quietly a cookie with it. Just give it up
and throw the rest of the crumbs on the seat of your chair!
Tie
two forks on a dog lead and hang it up on a hat stand. Now
try multiple times to grab the lead quietly. When the forks
make a noise, scrape them then hard over your shins and
don't forget to scream (OUCH). Repeat this procedure
multiple times and repeat every thing you say at least 5
times!.
When
visitors come into your home, let them sit on the couch.
Throw straight away a bag of potatoes of approximately 35 kg
on their lap and wipe multiple times a wet sponge in their
face!
Go
and practice in getting something fast out of your fridge.
Think before hand what you want and where it precisely is
placed. Open the door and grab what you want then close the
door. IF THIS TAKES LONGER THAN 10 SECONDS - SORRY TO SAY
BUT MOST OF YOUR CONTENTS IN THE FRIDGE WILL BE GONE!
Begin
with cleaning your windows. Are they clean? Perfect, now
make your hands wet and rub them on your windows. Repeat
this minimum 2 times a day. Clean your carpet clean with the
vacuum cleaner, now grab a pot with sand and throw this on
the floor. Clean the floor again. Repeat this as well 2
times a day!
Go
and visit people who have a Rhodesian Ridgeback, and ask
them how they let it come that far that they allow their
Rhodesian Ridgeback to behave pathetically from time to
time. Ask them as well how they manage to get the pup to
sleep longer and how they got it house trained. And most of
all ask them how they taught their Ridgeback table
manners.(donīt worry, the Ridgeback will learn all of this)
Just
to experience how your night will be if you have a Ridgeback
puppy, go to bed at 10 PM. Set the alarm clock at
midnight and throw your self with force on the ground. Empty
a heavy bag of potatoes on your sheets and try to get back
in bed under the sheets. Set the alarm clock at 5:30 AM and
hit your self in the face with a wet sponge!
Can
you handle the rubbish a Ridgeback makes? To find that out
try this one: Make sure your house is fully cleaned. Throw a
bucket of mud over the just cleaned kitchen floor. Wipe the
rest of mud on the sides of the kitchen cupboard, the fridge
and the oven. Make footstep prints on the carpet in the
living room and the hallway. Put your fingers in a flowerpot
and wipe them on the wall.
Are
you still interested in a Ridgeback after reading this, then
contact us!
We will
happily talk to you!!! |